did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
I can never get enough of this
What the fuck did you think would happen ?
see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you
u can tell a lot about a person by their background on their phones
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit
Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead.
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
this is literally what it’s like to be 21
What a gorgeous species. I love the starlike effect from those lighter reflective scales.
do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes